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The Ballad of Bellow Diamond
She's big and blue and her vagina is azure, 
She's a big booty oligarch from another galaxy, 
She's Blue Diamond and she's on her period. 
The cramps suck and she makes her pearl go out to buy drugs for her, 
But when the cramps get too much and the heating pad burns out, there's Yellow diamond
Yellow Diamond takes the pain away, 
Yellow Diamond kisses the booboos away and licks her bleeding period pussy, 
Together they're Bellow Diamond and they break the bed every time, 
Blue Diamond's best friend is Yellow Diamond and together they rock this world, 
Bellow Diamond is special and it's carnal dynamite,
Yellow Diamond has a dildo and it's run out of batteries, 
When her dildo goes off in a massive explosion, her vag is wrecked, 
But Blue Diamond doesn't care, she eats that canary yellow dynamite pussy, 
And when they scream and when they fuck, it takes the pain away, 
And White Diamond watches them as they fuck and it's too ro
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The Master of Mankind: A Review
Warhammer has always told a story of failure. Under the Judge Dredd inspired, heavy metal steeped, bombastic cover art there is something deeper at work. Warhammer in any form is the story of the light ending. It is the story of the war being lost and the story of humans at war with their own hearts. Nowhere can this be more clearly seen than the novel Master of Mankind. Bringing the usual gore, slaughter and larger than life battles, the book stands out for being the first time in the series thirty year history that they've delved into the background and mind of one of its most important characters. 
The God Emperor of Mankind is arguably the most important character in Warhammer 40, 000. More than Sigmar in Warhammer Fantasy or Karl Franz, the God Emperor is the main driver of action in the grim, dark, gothic science fiction setting that many of us have come to know and love. Yet for the most part he's largely been a figure of mystery. His life history is either left vague by va
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Jenny and Em: A Love Story :iconmaster-of-the-boot:Master-of-the-Boot 2 17
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Mother's Day
So it's Mother's Day again. The only thing different this time is that unlike the five years before it, this year I'm not estranged from my mother. We're in semi regular contact and I'd characterize our relationship as civil. 
I confess that I wasn't always great to my mom. There were times I broke her trust, took advantage of her kindness or flat our disappointed her. She had a rough go of motherhood and I don't blame her if she's still angry or resentful towards me. 
The reason I'm putting this down is that of my parents, she's the one who really made me the man I am. Growing up, dad had more control over my life but it was mom who imparted a sense of honesty, duty and a moral compass. Without her I would not be the adult I am now. 
She was definitely not the nice parent. She was the mean one who put her foot down and enforced consequences and was generally ill tempered and often in a bad mood. That said, she brought stability to the table. She was not like some moms w
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Dream Landscape
My dreams used to be about being a helpless kid. 
My gun did no damage, my weapons were nerf and the evil kept coming, 
Now I dream of far galaxies, grand heroism and space adventures, 
In all my dreams I'm the king of adventure, 
And it all started right here. 
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Burn all Incels
So some time back, a man drove a van into a crowd of people in the city of Toronto, Canada. The man in question was motivated by a deeply misogynist and misanthropic ideology called Incel, or involuntary celibate. I will not name that man, that cowardly terrorist. Nor will I try and handwave his actions as those of a "lone wolf." 
To excuse this attack would be to not only grossly misunderstand terrorism, but to also misunderstand the nature of stochastic terrorism. Stochastic terrorism is the public demonization or defamation of a group of persons with the intent to incite violence against them. Now there is no real "pope" of the Incel cult, but there doesn't to be. Nobody has a monopoly on bigotry and hatred. Just like racism is still a problem without the existence of a white hood head honcho racist like something out of an early nineties video game where Nazis were still seen as evil. 
I'm bringing this up because in the wake of the attack, I'm deeply sickened and dishear
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Perseus, Medusa and Andromeda Prologue
Perseus, Medusa and Andromeda
A Greek Myth Reimagined 
By KingRyHuff
Disclaimer: This is a retelling of one of the most famous Greek Myths of all time albeit with my own twists and turns, partially inspired by some of the most iconic characters in Marvel Comic Books' history, Matt Murdock AKA Daredevil and King T'Challa of Wakanda AKA Black Panther. You'll be surprised by my references, I promise you that. 
Prologue: The Birth of a Hero
What is it that makes a person who they are? What defines our species as human? Is it appearance? Charm? Power? Wealth? Stature? Or is it how one treats the life they live on Earth and the people around them? 
What of the monsters that great heroes often face? Are they monsters because of their looks and because we do not understand them? Or are they just as complex or as flawed as we humans are? And are humans at times the real monsters? 
Can our humanity be perceived from within ourselves? Are our eyes truly a window into our souls
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Plugging a story that I love. It's GarnetxPearl from Steven Universe. I strongly recommend this. archiveofourown.org/works/1438…
She's big and blue and her vagina is azure, 

She's a big booty oligarch from another galaxy, 

She's Blue Diamond and she's on her period. 

The cramps suck and she makes her pearl go out to buy drugs for her, 

But when the cramps get too much and the heating pad burns out, there's Yellow diamond

Yellow Diamond takes the pain away, 

Yellow Diamond kisses the booboos away and licks her bleeding period pussy, 

Together they're Bellow Diamond and they break the bed every time, 

Blue Diamond's best friend is Yellow Diamond and together they rock this world, 

Bellow Diamond is special and it's carnal dynamite,

Yellow Diamond has a dildo and it's run out of batteries, 

When her dildo goes off in a massive explosion, her vag is wrecked, 

But Blue Diamond doesn't care, she eats that canary yellow dynamite pussy, 

And when they scream and when they fuck, it takes the pain away, 

And White Diamond watches them as they fuck and it's too romantic. 

Bellow Diamond is my love and their love is Bellow Diamond

She's a big titty oligarch from Homeworld and she's got a canary pussy,

Yellow Diamond loves her Blue because evil space lesbians need love too, 

So raise a glass for the B and the Y and watch the show as they mash it up 
The Ballad of Bellow Diamond
I don't know what the fuck I wrote. This is my first attempt at writing a song. I was talking to a buddy who loves the ship of Yellow/Blue Diamond. So this is my attempt to write a romance song. And I don't know what the fuck I did. I just sat down and put down whatever was on my brain. 

Let me know what you think, the more critical the better. 
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So I took three days of training with the TSA here where I live. This is so I can pursue an airport security job. This is a great way to get into local and even national law enforcement as it requires you to go through a six month long background check and proves that you can be trusted to help people, keep a cool head in a crisis and not be a douchebag maniac. 

The training was grueling memorization, a basic intro into human behavior and about twelve hours of watching uncensored videos of suicide bombers. It really gets into your head and rattles you. 

I'll be back to this site as normal tomorrow. For now wife and me are going to go out and make the most of Cider week at the pub.
So I took three days of training with the TSA here where I live. This is so I can pursue an airport security job. This is a great way to get into local and even national law enforcement as it requires you to go through a six month long background check and proves that you can be trusted to help people, keep a cool head in a crisis and not be a douchebag maniac. 

The training was grueling memorization, a basic intro into human behavior and about twelve hours of watching uncensored videos of suicide bombers. It really gets into your head and rattles you. 

I'll be back to this site as normal tomorrow. For now wife and me are going to go out and make the most of Cider week at the pub.

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KingRyHuff Featured By Owner 19 hours ago
Hi.
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Galactica-Panthera Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just leaving this here
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Master-of-the-Boot Featured By Owner May 19, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
I'm shocked to all hell, but you have my thanks. 
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KingRyHuff Featured By Owner May 19, 2018
Why are you shocked? 
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Master-of-the-Boot Featured By Owner May 19, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
I guess I several underestimate the impact I have on other people for the positive. I also make a habit to put myself down because I'm naturally a prideful person
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KingRyHuff Featured By Owner May 14, 2018
Yeah...I know...it seems a bit much...my ideas for Norse mythology.
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